reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

Finally a holiday for penguins.



So I was dressed as a Warbler tonight, with my lima bean mug and my Kurt doll wearing his “Likes Boys” shirt as I passed out candy.

This one mom saw me and was like “don’t go there that’s the gay house” and I was like “WHO WANTS MY GAY CANDY” and all their kids ran up because they don’t give a shit if it’s gay or not, it’s fucking CANDY and the parent reactions were priceless.

goes to show that nobody’s born homophobic, it’s learned 

also I salute you


Matthew Gray Gubler Patron XO cafe presents the 8th annual Maroon 5 Halloween Party held at Forever Cemetery in Hollywood Los Angeles California - 31.10.12

BAU kids who want to be like their favorite awesome profilers are the only kids I like.

Nearly Headless Nick’s deathday party

October 31, 1992