reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Finally a holiday for penguins.
So I was dressed as a Warbler tonight, with my lima bean mug and my Kurt doll wearing his “Likes Boys” shirt as I passed out candy.
This one mom saw me and was like “don’t go there that’s the gay house” and I was like “WHO WANTS MY GAY CANDY” and all their kids ran up because they don’t give a shit if it’s gay or not, it’s fucking CANDY and the parent reactions were priceless.
goes to show that nobody’s born homophobic, it’s learned
also I salute you
Matthew Gray Gubler Patron XO cafe presents the 8th annual Maroon 5 Halloween Party held at Forever Cemetery in Hollywood Los Angeles California -